May 2013
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Tumakbo pa rin ako ngayong gabi kahit masakit ang mga binti ko for what it’s worth.
Puno yung jeep na nasakyan ko pauwi kahapon. Ano ang background music ni kuya? Chiquitita. Ang taray.
Nakasabay ko yung dance instructor na bespren ni Sir Dods. Si Sir Dods ang student council president namin noong fourth year college na patay na patay sa akin.
Palagi niya akong gini-greet noon tuwing...
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Anonymous asked: kuya, ano ung oDesk?
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When the rain is blowing in your face
And the...
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I see trees of green, red roses too
I see them...
asmarielgoplaces asked: Yes, sir! LOL. Why don't you try PAL or PALEx? Nakakatakot na mag apply sa AirAsia dahil sa mga posts mo eh. JK. Goodluck sa application mo :)
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RIP MANILA. LOL
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To all bashers of Nancy Binay, please calm your tits right now. LOL. De seryoso. Bat ba ang init-init ng dugo ninyo kay Nancy? Ano bang kasalanan niya sa inyo? Choice ba niya na maging maitim? I’m serious.
If she’s really unfit for the job, then COMELEC should have rejected her application for candidacy in the first instance, don’t you think? All things beings equal, I...
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asmarielgoplaces asked: Kuya, kamusta pag apply mo sa Emirates? (haha feeling close) :D
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Sweet disposition, never too soon Ah, reckless...
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Ze girlfriend was asking kung sinu-sino ang mga iboboto ko ngayong May 13. Wala. Mag-a-undervote ako. Feeling ko hindi talaga swak yung iba.
Gusto kong iboto si Sonny Angara (dahil ang hot niya - nakakabakla grabe ang kanyang educational background… I mean, nag-aral siya sa London at sa UP at sa Harvard). However, nagtataka ako kung bakit andaming issues ng mga kababayan niya sa Aurora....
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During a press conference held Monday for his upcoming solo concert at the Smart Araneta Coliseum on May 17, the “It’s Showtime” host mentioned the name of Vice-President Jejomar Binay’s daughter when asked if he has any plans to pursue a career in public service.
“Gusto ko president ako agad,” Vice Ganda said in jest, “‘Yung wala kang background,...
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May tatlong manunulat, lahat gustong pumunta sa Quiapo.
Ang unang manunulat, pag-aaralan niya ang daang ginamit ng mga naunang manunulat, at ito ang susundin niya. Makakarating siya sa Quiapo.
Pero ang ikalawang manunulat, may pagkakalog yata, umikot muna sa mga ilog at bundok at gubat, umiwas sa kombensyonal na daan, nakipagtsismisan pa sa kalye. Pinagtatawanan natin siya dahil madalas...
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A farmer decided it was time he got married, so he saddled his mule and set off for the city to find himself a wife. In time, he met a woman he thought would make him a good wife and they were married.
After the ceremony they both climbed on to the mule and started back for the farm. After a while the mule stopped and refused to move, so the farmer dismounted and beat the mule with a huge stick...
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Hello. Kamusta ang weekend ninyo guys?
Hindi na’ko nakapag-lunch last Saturday (at nag-double shit double shift ako sa work) dahil andami-daming kailangang tapusin. I mean, nagsasabi-sabi yung isang amo ko sa oDesk. Masyado siyang demanding at hindi ko maintindihan yung trip niya. Hindi siya consistent at hindi nagtutugma-tugma ang mga sinasabi. Ang gulo-gulo niya.
May isa akong kaklase...
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Will you pay P27,000 to watch Rihanna in Manila?
No. Kahit mag-bold pa siya.
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April 2013
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“Why the fuck are you working as a domestic helper when you are a college graduate?”
(silence)
My dear friends, being a DH in this foreign land is very hard. The work alone is frustrating and homesickness is always constant. Above all, what makes me sad is the fact that most of us are discriminated.
Let us first talk about the hard work. My day starts from 6:30 am to...
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Juan: Miss, kakagatin ko ang suso mo, babayaran kita ng 10 million.
Girl: (isip?) Sige!
Juan: (dinilaan, sinipsip, nilamas)
Girl: Oh, bakit di mo kinagat?
Juan: Wala akong pera eh.
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L’amour, pas pour moi,
Love, it’s not...
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Born free
May girlfriend si Charice? Anyare? Nag-lecture si Margie Holmes sa school namin noon. Kilala ba ninyo si Margie Holmes? Isa siyang sikat na psychologist / sex guru. Sabi niya, “Sexuality is fluid.” Ang isang heterosexual na tao ay maaaring magkaroon ng homosexual tendencies and vice versa. Kailan at saan? Walang makakapagsabi. (Napanood ninyo yung bromance ni Calvin Abueva...
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Girl: Babe, delete her. I don’t like her. Boy: Okay, no problem. I deleted her for you. Girl: Don’t talk to her. I don’t trust you guys talking. Boy: Okay, I won’t talk to her, baby. Girl: Don’t chill with her. I don’t feel comfortable with it. Boy: Alright, I won’t see her so you don’t have to worry. Girl: You better not be flirting with any other...
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Anonymous asked: Hi kuya! I am new to odesk, nalilito ako how can someone pay me via odesk or paypal? I already have a paypal account kaso nalilito ako sa method of payment paano ko yun mawiwithdraw, etc.
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Mullah Nasruddin found a diamond by the road-side but, according to the Law, finders became keepers only if they first announced their find in the centre of the marketplace on three separate occasions.
Now Nasruddin was too religious-minded to disregard the Law and too greedy to run the risk of parting with his find. So on three consecutive nights when he was sure that everyone was fast asleep he...
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Bibigyan ko kayo ng isang reason kung bakit hindi niyo dapat iboto ang taong nasa larawan. Pwede kayong sumang-ayon sa opinyon ko at pwede ring hindi. Sa parehong paraan, pwede kayong gumawa ng sarili ninyong rebuttal.
I can only cite myself as an example, Mr. Speaker… mula po nung natapos ako nung high school hindi ko pa nagamit ang Calculus, hindi ko pa ho nagamit ang Trigonometry,...
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Just got home from this very long wedding ceremony. The wedding started late, particularly because the priest was from a far-off place. You could just imagine how tired my hands were, as I went through Mendelssohn’s Wedding March over and over, getting more and more impatient with each measure. Fortunately enough, I didn’t miss a beat.
I will share something ‘bout the couple....
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Usap-usapan ngayon ang hiwalayang Janine Tugonon at Jaypee Santos. Nagtataka ako, guys. Kung naghiwalay nga sila, bat sila pumayag na magsama sa isang talk show? (And to think na ang tinutukoy kong talk show ay kay Kris Aquino…) I mean, kung isa kang emotionally stable na tao, po-protektahan mo ang sarili mo sa possibleng kahihiyan.
Noon pa man, nahusgahan na sila. Hindi daw...
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A reporter asked several people in a small town if they knew the mayor.
“He’s a liar and a cheat,” said the gas station attendant.
“He’s a pompous ass,” said the schoolteacher.
“Never voted for him in my life,” said the druggist.
“Most corrupt politician I’ve ever known,” said the barber.
When the reporter finally met the mayor he asked him what kind of salary he received.
“Good heavens, I...
